Top Ten Christmas Presents
Posted by admin on Sunday Feb 28, 2010 Under Toys
Top Ten Signs Santa Hates You?
10. He eats milk and cookies — and nails your wife
9. Every naughty thing you did this year was videotaped and posted on the Internet
8. On Christmas morning, your stocking stuffed with a severed leg
7. Only “gift” you received was left by Blitzen on your living room carpet
6. Instead of, “Ho, Ho, Ho,” greets you with, “Nice sweater, fat ass”
5. Leaves mysterious letter, “I know when you are sleeping, I know how to kill a man without leaving any marks”
4. You get no presents — when you bump into him later, he gives you lame, “I thought you were Jewish” excuse
3. Brings you one copy of every Kathie Lee CD
2. Turns his reindeer loose on you
1. Writes “Happy Holidays” in the snow on the rooftop
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Top 10 Christmas Gifts for PC Geeks 2010
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Mrs. Anderson’s Pie Crust Shield $3.20 No pie ever baked has cooked uniformly around the edges, so bakers everywhere reach for the aluminum foil to place little shields around the edges to keep them from burning. If you’re like me, your foil falls off, or is too thick in some places and too thin in others, causing uneven browning. This pie crust shield effortlessly saves the day. Just place the shield over the pie before you slip it in… |
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16.5 X 10 X 8 Stainless Steel Bread Box This attractive Stainless Steel Bread Box will keep your kitchen counter top neat and tidy while keeping your bread fresh and tasty ! It has a convenient sliding door for easy access and its completely rust-proof. Its European design will add a handsome look to your kitchen, while its stainless steel silver color will go with well with a variety of decorating schemes…. |
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Billboard Greatest Christmas Hits: 1955-Present $6.98 1989 Rhino Records compilation… |
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Verve Presents: Very Best of Christmas Jazz $4.95 Skip the Christmas caroling this year and slide in the new Verve Music compilation The Very Best of Christmas Jazz. This jolly collection features fourteen of the world’s favorite holiday jingles previously recorded by the legendary vocalists and musicians of jazz. Jazz divas Shirley Horn sings “Winter Wonderland,” powerhouse singer Ella Fitzgerald performs a playful rendition of “Rudolph the Red-… |
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Casey Kasem Presents: America’s Top 10 Through the Years – The 1960s $11.28 … |
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Candy Crate 1960’s Retro Candy Gift Box $20.93 Our Retro Candy Gift Box is full of favorite nostalgic candy from the 1960’s. GREAT GIFT IDEA! Abba Zaba Minis, BB Bats, Big Hunk Minis, Boston Baked Beans, Canada Mints, Candy Buttons, Candy Cigarettes, Charms Assorted Squares, Charms Sweet & Sour Pops, Cherry Heads, Cinnamon Toothpicks, Coconut Bars, Fizzies, Gold Mine Gum, Good & Plenty, Jujubes, Licorice Pipes, Mike & Ike, Red Hots, Sugar Dad… |
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Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 Black Ops Woods Game Vinyl Decal Cover Skin Protector 10 for Xbox 360 Slim $11.88 -We have over 7 years of online selling experience! -100% Money Back Guarantee! -If you are not satisfied in ANY way, please let us know and we will replace or refund at no charge! -All items ship out within one business day!… |
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Nike Air Copious Men’s Running Shoe For the runner who wants a value packed shoe offering great cushioning, protection, and durability…. |
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HEAVY DUTY Oasis Portable Suitcase Mini-Ping Pong Table-HIGH QUALITY PRODUCT-10 YEARS WARRANTY…..A BONUS COLOR-CHANGING SWORD INCLUDED WITH YOUR PURCHASE!! $109.99 Durable Aluminum Frame- May be Used as Standard Table Too- Total Weight: 18 Pounds- Folded Size: 31 1/2″ Length x 28 1/2″ Width x 2 3/4″ Depth- Expanded Size: 57″ Length x 31 1/2″ Width x 27 3/4″ Height- 10-Years Warranty- (2) Paddles, (1) Net and (1) Ball are Included… |